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Axioms For The Day
- He who laughs last ... Thinks slowest.
- Everyone has a photographic memory ... Some don't have film.
- A day without sunshine is like ... well, night.
- On the other hand ... you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable ... except from a vending machine.
- I just got lost in thought ... It was unfamiliar territory.
- When the chips are down ... The buffalo is empty.
- Seen it all, done it all ... can't remember most of it.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked ... in a parallel universe.
- He's not dead ... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
- You have the right to remain silent ... Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk ... if you love peace and quiet.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- There's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong ... A tax is a fine for doing well.
- I wished the buck stopped here ... I could use a few.
- I started out with nothing ... and I still have most of it.
- Light travels faster than sound ... This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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