Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he brought the house down.

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.

Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
A. 3 -- The Bible says Noah went forth out of the ark

Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.

Q. Will there be dogs in the new earth?
A. No, II Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.

Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.

Q. Which is the first instance of tennis playing in the Bible?
A. Moses -- he served in the courts of Pharaoh.