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Bumper Sticker Philosophy
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
- It's not the pace of life that concerns me; it's the sudden stop at the end.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
- When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
- If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.
- The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
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