Trivia 'N Stuff


Things You Don't Want to Hear from a Cab Driver

  1. You don't mind if I swing by my apartment to reload my gun, do you?
  2. Does the back seat smell like a dead guy?
  3. You're not a cop, are you?
  4. If my doctor knew I was driving, he'd be real ticked.
  5. All the empty bottles up here keep rolling under the brake.
  6. You can help yourself to the loose potato chips under the seat.
  7. I'm letting you know up front, any touching is fifty bucks extra.
  8. Mommy let me drive by myself today.
  9. My passengers have a nearly 80% survival rate.