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Only In America
- Only in America--can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
- Only in America--do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get prescriptions.
- Only in America--do we order a double cheese burger, a large fry, and a diet coke.
- Only in America--do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
- Only in America--do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.
- Only in America--do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Only in America--do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
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