Benign--What you be after you be eight

Artery--The study of paintings

Bacteria--Back door to cafeteria

Barium--What doctors do when patients die

Cesarean Section--A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan--Searching for Kitty

Cauterize--Made eye contact with her

Colic--A sheep dog

Coma--A punctuation mark

D&C--Where Washington is

Dilate--To live long

Enema--Not a friend

Fester--Quicker than someone else

Fibula--A small lie

Genital--Non-Jewish person

G.I.Series--World Series of military baseball

Hangnail--What you hang your coat on

Impotent--Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain--Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff--Doctor's cane

Morbid--A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates--Cheaper than day rates

Node--I knew it

Outpatient--A person who has fainted

Pap Smear--A fatherhood test

Pelvis--Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative--A letter carrier

Recovery Room--Place to do upholstery

Rectum--Darn near killed him

Secretion--Hiding something

Seizure--Roman emperor

Tablet--A small table

Terminal Illness--Getting sick at the airport

Tumor--More than one

Urine--Opposite of you're out

Varicose--Near by/close by